"I´m so creative".. ahaha

Thanks M. :)

No, not another aussi band..

Why do Architects, Engineers, Accountants, Lawyers and Prostitutes have clients while only Doctors have Patients?

I don’t know about engineers and accountants, but I do know how architects find:

• that they’re the most cultured person on earth
• that only architecture is the toughest course to study
• they’re one class above other
• they are doing a great service to the world but in fact they’re wasting the world natural resources by building non-sustainable buildings, buildings that suck up energy and wasting spaces with their space wasting ideas.

I hate to say this but the only profession that deserve our society’s respect is non other than doctors (no.. not because they are rich..)

Because they are the most professional among all.

They need to know everything, from A to Z when it comes to curing a sick person. Unlike architects or lawyers or engineers, these so called professionals need workers to back them up, most of the time their knowledge in their respected field is so so only.

Can a doctor do that? Can a doctor ask his nurse to diagnosis the patient? Can the doctor hire a junior doctor to run his clinic? Nobody but the doctor himself can perform, can he can sub it out and he can ask someone to take care of the patient.

Like prostitutes, architects, lawyers and engineers are business man, their job is to bring back business for the office and like all prostitutes, they only know one small part of the practice.

Shhhhhhhh.. :)

Happy Bday, A.

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

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I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

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If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

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"àgua de torneira"

Hummm :D

• “Because they believe they need to stand out from the bourgeois society whence they come if they are to be real ‘artists’.”
• “Because they wish to appear interesting + appear to be Existentialists.”
• “Black means you can’t really go wrong and you don’t have to change that often,”

lol..

STEVEN: I think I’d really like to be a city planner. Why limit myself to just one building, when I can design a whole city?

WYCK: Well, that’s a good point.

GEORGE: No, it’s not.

STEVEN: Well, isn’t an architect just an art school drop-out with a tilty desk, and a big ruler?

GEORGE: It’s called a T-square.

WYCK: You know, the stupidest guy in my fraternity became an architect - after he flunked out of dental school! Congratulations, young man.

Starting 2009..

Deep deep trouble..